You are being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You reposted the same article________times in the last week
[ ] You either started or crossposted an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a "me too" reply
[ ] You made an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] YOU DEAFENED THE READERS BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You omitted punctuation
[ ] You omitted spacing
[ ] YOUDIDALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE
[ ] You don't know basic English sentence structure, grammar, and/or spelling
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] Your sig/alias/server stinks
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You seem to have trouble with associations and can't hold a discussion properly
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] Other:

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Give up you AOL account
[ ] Smash you modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy/girl
[ ] Run your monitor/hair drier/toaster in the bath

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] You should have listened to your mother/father/teachers
[ ] Dropping out of the eighth grade was a bad move
[ ] Age 10 more years before posting again
[ ] You should seriously consider seeking professional help
[ ] I pity your bird
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer mamma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Get lost, you pathetic loser